Wednesday, September 17, 2014

WHY YOU LOST HER RESPECT/WHY SHE JUST WILL NOT RESPECT YOU

Guys really don’t seem to get it huh? They will literally go and do the same thing over and over again expecting the same results; just as women do but under similar but different circumstances. (See what I did there?) For the members of the clan of Adam, here is a few tips on why she disrespects you so much, it really is a no brainer.


1. You borrow Fare
Guys, Man! Your manhood is literally on the line here. Why would you go and borrow 30 bob surely? Have you sunk this low? Shame. If you’re not at this level with a girl; your ride or die girl, please don’t.

  1. You made her pay for your stuff
This one time a guy who was hitting on me invited me to a cook out. I was like hell yeah!! I was really into the tall dark and handsome then. So off to the supermarket we went, I was taught that it really is rude to show up at someone’s place empty handed and I thought, why not bring drinks and maybe a snack? So when I started stacking up my basket, he did too; with cleaning and showering soap, personal effects and all. Oh also what he was planning to make for me. So I was like “of course he is paying for his stuff” When we got to the till, he excused himself to go pick some stuff we had left at the door and oh lawd! We all know who paid for all that shit. ME!! He went from a straight 8 to a –ve. Don’t ever do this.

  1. You let her pay on the first date and even Implied on going Dutch
Hell to the No! Especially if you’re the one who asked her out. This is just wrong on so many levels. Be the man you should be, I mean; wear the pants just this once. And asking her to pay for her meal on the first date? Smh could anything be more wrong with you?

  1. You wore recycled AND dirty clothes
If you asked her out and then somehow showed up with a smelly shirt and pants with a brown layer around the pocket area, what do you expect? You aren’t a toddler. You have no reason to be a smelly dirty freak.

  1. You call yourself a ‘Sufferer’
#icant like I won’t even discuss this. You possess what you profess. It really is that simple.

  1. You’re crazy mad infatuated with Boobs and Ass
Ok. First and foremost, we get it; you’re a man. Can this excuse die already? You don’t have to be the boob or booty monster especially when with a girl you claim to be hitting on. It’s just wrong on so many levels. Have some respect for her and your Mother as well c’mon.

  1. You call other women ‘Bitches’
Who the hell is going to respect you when you disrespect women so much? You think its cool and hood? Think again. It honestly is immature and thick of you. Don’t. Just don’t.

  1. You immediately mentioned Sex And/or an Ex on the first chat
Oh hunny, this is almost as painful as yelling someone else’s name when having sex with your partner. It’s weird and creepy and almost qualifies you as a sex offender. Nobody will even think twice about someone who talks about sex on their first chat. Guys, women think of sex probably even more than you do and trust me within seconds of meeting you, we already know if we’d sleep with you or not. Yet we don’t go around screaming about your junk. Get it.

PS: This is MY honest opinion and take cum two cents.
Hope it somehow helps you earn and maintain your dignity and respect.

Love and Balls,

Nyandia.

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