Salut Mi Familia, this woman finally signed up for gym. Well, you know with the health issue making my joints and muscles stiff and inflamed and also giving me a shit load of bone pain... Turns out the only way I can ensure the full use of these parts is by regular exercise. Seeing as I don't live in a campus or anywhere near a field or nice running ground, I chose to join the home gym just across my apartment and talking of support, Le Bae joined me. Four days now and I swear I have a four pack... Photos soon
Saturday found me waking up early at around 6:15 well, early for a weekend all because I wanted to go and be done with my morning work out. Too sad the gym was closed and I headed back home and began my thorough spring Cleaning which took about two hours after which I just sat and lounged in the couch bathing in milk and cookies. Calories my foot! I heard a knock but I chose to ignore, I mean who could it be. Ok who am I kidding, ofcourse I knew it was the house agent coming for my rent receipt which I didn't have for some reason... Laziness. After a few minutes I decided to be the bigger man lmfao and went to the door yawning like I'd just gotten home from a whole nights rave. He apologized for waking me up and I was like 'oh, it's you? Couldn't even guess. Oh, and you were trying to call me? Oh well.. Here I am now'. So I told him I didn't have the receipt and he would have to come for it this beginning week and for some reason I'd already picked up the vybe that that wasn't the real legit reason why he was at my door. He went on to say he had thought of calling me the previous evening but had guessed I wouldn't pick up and boy, was he right. TF would I pick a Friday evening call from him for?! *pardon ze french* I let him continue and he went on asking me what I was upto for the day and I lied that I was travelling to see my small brother in high school as it was their school's visiting day, which was true but I wasn't going as I wasn't prepared and my Mom had only let me know the previous day. Guess what the guy says, that I should let him take me.. You shouldve seen my face. Honestly I was shocked, Nay flabbergasted. Is he serious by any chance or was he just pulling my leg?, among other censored statements crossed my mind.
I told him I was sorted on the travels and it was family stuff anyway and he was like, so? At this point in time, I wanted to burst into laughter out of amazement. Lanes! LANES!! yes I said it. Lanes! I stood at my door, mouth dropped to my chest and waited holding baited breath for the next things he was gonna utter. Oh and he did go on. He asked when I was coming back and I told him probably Sunday evening. He asked me where he should come pick me up. Mouth dropped to my feet now. Such Priapic, Egoistic confidence this was. I was like Nigga please I'm all good. He started being insistent and I twisted my story into I didn't know when exactly I was gonna be back so there was no need to feed him inconclusive and incorrect information. This manboy had guts. You know what's creepy about the whole thing, this guy definately knows my place so God knows own he can pop in anytime. He also knows I live alone and he has never at any one time found anyone else in the house with me. That gave me shivers just from writing it down. Anyway, back to take 100 scene 4: I laughed mildly and slapped my knee literally and told him to stop kidding and i would see him the coming week when he was picking my receipt. He gave me a serious face and tried to explain how serious he was and I just shut my door asking him to have a good day. I then dove to my kitchen and picked the largest padlock you guys have ever seen.... Trust me, it cost a fortune and locked that door like it was midnight in stormsview. I almost dragged my couch like I see in the movies against the door to latch it even further but I chose not to. Smh talk of weird creeps SMH
At around 11a.m I headed out to the gym after ensuring the coast was clear and the creepster wasn't anywhere near line of sight. And dang! Were there some fine souls in there. I couldn't concentrate much as I was conscious of the eyes on me both from females and males. See what people don't get is that, having a slimmer body than most doesn't mean one is any healthier. If only they knew. Some of these looks were harshly judgemental especially when I removed my hoodie and tying it on my waist baring my tummy. Oh lawd!! I decided to leave after an hour and as I was heading out, I was stopped by this 6'4 Nigerian super well built soul. Oh my goodness he was like a flowing stream of water hahahah then as he was engaging me and asking for my number, the bae came and asked to stay in the gym though I was leaving heheheh shoulda seen my grin. Oh well whatever.
Wish you guys would see the stupid grin I have on my face right now.
Kisses,
Nyandia.
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