Of Multi - Daters, Players and Male GoldDiggers

Saturday found me in my home town for something I was trying out for and guess what, I managed to get shortlisted! Woohoo! It started raining heavily so I couldn't go home to Le' Folks though I'll be in the area this weekend.

On my drive back to Nairobi, I sat next to one of the girls who I met there and out of the blues we were talking. She asked me to check out a birthday cake on her phone as it was one of her friends birthday and I was like 'sweeeet!' So I asked the name and she told me Freddie lol hahaha I was like, I know the damn guy. Recap.

Late last year after my complete transformation and cleanse on everything, I was judging some auditions at Campus where I met this guy who was also a judge and we got talking. I really have never understood the whole 'Male Model Ego' thing because I really have never been interested so I thought,  let me see. He took my phone and dialled his number saying he was a talent scout and I should join their talent management team and what not and I thought, why not.

After the auditions, I didn't save his number and was ignoring his texts as i was really not interested and didn't want to lead him on. So he called and I was like ok let's chat just so he could get off my case. A few minutes into it,  he had sent me about 20 of his photographs and that's when I street confirming my fears hahah oh the pride and attitude. He also told me he has just started believeing in love at first sight after meeting me. Ugh Most of these photos were shirtless and I guess he basically wanted me to see what I was gonna miss out on if I didn't date him. Boy oh Boy! He is the typical 6'1 guy, dark complexion with outstanding cheekbones but honestly, not my cup of tea even with abs to die for. After all, what are abs for if they aren't accompanied by a brain huh? Don't judge my being mean until you hear the rest of the story.

We continued chatting and like 2 days into it he'd already asked me for a nude pic. You know how they start huh...like it's 11 p.m and they go like 'Send me a Pic of what you're wearing right now'  I didn't ofcourse but he did send me a pic of him in very tiny boxer shorts. I couldn't help but feel sorry for the bloke. I rolled my eyes everytime I got a text from him but atleast he kept my kind off the shit I had just gone through. Onto the first week the guy was super clingy and one time outside my office, he found me with friends and walked towards us into introducing himself as my husband and pecked me. I was so pissed and shocked I couldn't talk and I asked him to never do that again. I personally have no idea why I let him tag along wherever I went but I guess it's never easy to ask someone to go away especially if they refuse to see every sign of you not wanting them. One Friday evening he passed by the office and asked me to accompany him and his friends to his place as he was cooking and I was like 'Why Not?' Free food after all hehehe oh how wrong I was. So he insisted we pass by the supermarket and I picked a Soda for myself which I was gonna pay for. When we got to the pay till, he quickly walked ahead and left me with the shopping which included his personal effects like soaps, tissue etc and I had to pay. Yup, I paid. The nerve of some of these boys!! The following day he sent me a text insisting he needed to print his portfolio so he's give it to some scouting agents and he was borrowing me money claiming some cheque he had had not yet cashed And silly me, I gave him. Don't get me wrong, I did know I was being used, I just felt  sorry for the bloke.

Like a few days after this, he came to my home area mall and asked to meet me and out of courtesy and boredom I did. We went to the food court and ordered only for me to realise I was paying. And while this was happening, he was busy asking me to take photos of him with my phone and tablet. He begged me to take him to my place which I completely declined without a thought. God knows if I took him there, he would have never left especially since he had been asking to spend nights and hinting that he wanted to move in cause apparently he had a fall back with his Uncle whom he lives with. Imagine!! Less than 2 weeks later and he wanted to move in after making me foot every bill and even pay for his personal shopping and give him money all this despite the fact that he is 4 years older than I.

By now I had already started avoiding him as he was nothing to me but a pest and did I mention he started asking me to buy him a smart phone?!! Yup imagine at 20,000 to 30,000 Ksh. Oh Boy!! Lord knows he pulled the final string. I completely stopped talking to him blocking him at every right, left, front, back and center. This guy had the talent of always showing up when I was at lunch even with my friends insisting I buy him takeout. OMG I had it!

Around December last year, he texted me and I would never reply so he started insulting me lol ever heard of 'Don't bite the hands that feeds you?' My reply to him was ' I hope you now get it why you're so unattractive to me'  and it died instantly.

Months later a few weeks ago he called and I dint have his number so he had to say who he was lol and asked me to give him a minute and he was outside my office just to say hi. I had to go see this. He was so ashamed and couldn't even look at me or find words so after a few torturous minuted I head back and soon after I started receiving texts from him begging for forgiveness and asking me to take him back. That was the funniest thing ever. Oh Life and how fair it is. I didn't respond ofcourse.

Back to the start of this story, on my drive back to Nairobi, the girl seated next to me insisted on how this guy had been asking her to be his side chic lol oh life. This was mean of me but I got to my messages log and showed her the texts from the guy and asked her to run the other way. Unless of course she was ready to take care of a boy in nothing but a Man's body.

Basically, boys be careful women do talk and we do meet and we share more than you'll ever imagine. Heard of the quote 'Women are the new Age Men' uh huh watch out!

Love and Laughter,

Nyandia.